Sometimes, every time, once in a while.

Today’s Hangover:

How to Commit Homicide (According to Reddit)

I like Lifehacker. It’s the least bad of the crumbling ruins that became the Gawker Empire after Hogan The Great annexed their territory for the Real American Republic, and it only sometimes makes me want to burst into laughter at the absurdity of its existence. This morning when I was eating my cereal-which-the-box-technically-says-is-a-meal-replacement-and-that-makes-me-feel-weird-so-i-just-call-it-ceral, I came across this headline: “How to Be a Good Friend to Someone Struggling with Depression. According to Reddit”.

First of all, why is the author getting paid to copy and paste other people’s copyrighted comments without editorial oversight verifying the clinical usefulness of the information within? Second of all, why is Lifehacker passing off opinions from random dumbasses such as “crunchatize-me-daddy” and “Thedaythemusicdied37” as legitimate information? Maybe next they’ll bring on Dr. Rimjob Steve. Yes, information such as “send them a text message” and “know the point where you become a useless pillock” is helpful, but how stupid do you think your readers are?

I’ve never had depression, and yes, that does make me better than you. Don’t let me feel too smug, I’m sure I’ll discover I have psychopathy one of these days. But if I were to suddenly be hit with a permanently life-altering disability that is poorly understood with no effective cure and which is widely considered one of the greatest health plagues of modern society, I would head to this more reality-based guide for help: “A Realistic, Encouraging, Compassionate, No-Nonsense, Research-Backed, Action-Oriented Guidebook to Managing Your Depression”.

And not, you know, fucking Reddit.

Today’s NEW Article:

And Here I Am Again

It turns out I didn’t write that novel after all.

Monthly Hangovers:

September Hangovers

I am back, I am SO back, and I already feel done with it.

July Hangovers

It’s the seventh lucky month, and it’s hot, hot, hot! Just like yours truly, of course.

May Hangovers

Feeling a little too alive? Let the tide of Spring whisk you away into your grave.

All my other crap:

And Off I Go Again

I’m writing another novel. This means I’m not writing here. Oh, the tragedy!

Short Talks on Bad Fandoms

Extensive analysis has determined that, yep, this is cringe, bro.

Shaming the HTTP Zealots

You would think people who publish on the Internet would know how the Internet works.

Defending Kiwi Farms and Christchurch

That’s it! I’m done with the façade! I’m joining the alt-right, RIGHT NOW!

How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World Review: Two Stars

That’s a rather long title for a rather short and unremarkable kid’s movie. Which I watched. Somehow.

I Have Come Back to Beg

I didn’t end up writing that novel. I’m now writing another one. Yes, I’m serious.

See You Later, Idiots

I’m leaving for June. See you in a month!

Froge Finds the Jay Z Song

Jay Z makes music. He no longer has to as I found his one and only song.

Fantastic Planet Review: Three Stars

The only cartoon to feature dozens of naked ladies while still staying classy.

Alien Review: Four Stars

Time to review one of the most beloved science fiction films ever made.

Reddit is a Scourge and must be Purged

Froge goes onto the Reddit front page and gets angry at things! He then throws up and cries.

What Does Froge Say?

My half-assed “about” page where I explain what has already been explained about my cult.