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Todayโ€™s Hangover:

HAPPY SPANKSGIVING

HAPPY SPANKSGIVING ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜ฉ WE ARE 2๏ธโƒฃ WEEKS INTO COCKTOBER ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ซTHOSE SLUTTY PILGRIMS CROSSED โœ–๏ธโœ–๏ธTHE ASSlantic๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ HOEcean๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ TO GET MAYdeFLOWERED ๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ˜ซ TIME ๐Ÿ•Ÿ๐Ÿ•ฅTO GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE ๐Ÿฆƒ๐ŸฆƒTHAT BIG OL DICK๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜โœŠ AND PUT IT IN THAT plyMOUTH ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’ฆFEAST ON THAT CUMPKIN PIE ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฆTHAT TURKEY ๐Ÿฆƒ๐ŸฆƒISNT THE ONLY THING THATS GOING TO BE STUFFED ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘SEND THIS TO YOUR TOP ๐Ÿ”Ÿ mashed potatHOES ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ‘…OR YOU WONโ€™T GET ANY ๐Ÿ’ฆGRAVY๐Ÿ’ฆ

Alternatively:

hey there ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป you ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ CUMpkin pie ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ฉlover ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ It's your favourite ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ time ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•‘๐Ÿ•’ of the year ๐Ÿ“… again ๐Ÿ˜˜ SLUTember ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ† may be over ๐Ÿ˜ข but COCKtober ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ’ฆ starts today ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป and u know what that means ๐Ÿ˜‹ it's SPANKSgiving ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป time to gobble ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป gobble ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป gobble ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป up some tasty dick ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ are u thankful ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‹for all that dick ๐Ÿ‘„๐ŸŒฌ you sucked this year ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ in 1492 daddy Christopher CUMlumbus ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘… and those slutty pilgrims ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ had to sail โ›ต๏ธโ›ต๏ธโ›ต๏ธacross the HOEcean ๐ŸŒŠ blue and ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆcum๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ to AMERICA ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ to find some new dicks ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ†to suck ๐Ÿ˜‹ time to stuff ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ urself with a big ๐Ÿ”ฅHOT๐Ÿ”ฅ cock ๐Ÿฆƒ that will hold u over till DICKcember ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿป๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ’ฆ send this to 10 of the sluttiest ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ turkey THOTS ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ you kno who will be extra thankful ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ฉ for an extra leg ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘… this holiday ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŒฐ season ๐Ÿƒ get 5 back and all you'll get this ๐Ÿ˜‹ HOEvember ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ’ฆ is a dry turkey ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ข get 10 back and get ready ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿ‘€ to appreciate all of that special ๐Ÿ’ฆgravy๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘… that ๐Ÿ‘… that will be cumming ur way ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ can't leave ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿปthe table till you finish๐Ÿ that ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿญsweet potato ๐Ÿ  DICK ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† happy cock ๐Ÿ“ gobbling ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ SPANKSgiving

Or even:

Today๐Ÿ“ขโ˜‘๏ธ we sit down โฌ‡๏ธtogether on that๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆDICK and say our thanks๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’• to the turkey๐Ÿฆƒ dick grabbing ๐Ÿ†โœŠ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’ซking for Christopher๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ‘€ Columbus sailed 1๏ธโƒฃ4๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ค the Pussy๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆโ›ต๏ธ on the Niรฑa ๐Ÿ˜ง๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿผ Pinta โบ๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ”˜ y Santa Maria ๐Ÿ—ฏ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ง to find the asian๐Ÿ‘ฒ๐Ÿ’ฎ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป prostitutes โžก๏ธyet๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค” found those hoe ass๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿบ๐ŸŒฝ florida ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ Indians and had to fuck ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿ†˜ their Loose ๐Ÿ•ณ ๐Ÿฑ Pussies instead. ๐Ÿ”œ1๏ธโƒฃ6๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ the Pilgrims set sail๐Ÿšค๐Ÿšค๐Ÿšคโ›ต๏ธโ›ต๏ธ to find the freedom๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ” to fuck ass๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ but took forever๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜’โญ caus GOD wouldnt toke ๐Ÿฏ๐ŸŒฌ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ and blow ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ† them winds ๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒช๐Ÿ’ซ when the pilgrims๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿผ arrived โฌ‡๏ธโš“๏ธ they found sex slave Squanto ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ and forced โš’๐Ÿ”ชโ˜  his ass to teach๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“– us to plant our sperm ๐Ÿ’ฆ in dat ass๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ”โœ”๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธ to say Thanks ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ the Pilgrims feasted ๐Ÿด๐Ÿป on corn and potato ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ  grown โ‰๏ธโ™‹๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰โ› ass cheek ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘and turkey ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ gobbling dick to prepare โœ… their pussies ({|}) for the New World๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ•ฏโ›“ Today โฒ๐Ÿ“… we call ๐ŸŽ™๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿธthis penetrating event SPANKSGIVING ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿปโœ‹๐Ÿปโœ‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆin honor of all the thigh grabbing โœŠ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ— hoes, thats you sluts fuck ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป from timeโฐ to timeโฐ. Share this Hoe-storical event with ur top 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ finest floozies ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ‘ข and enjoy this Chillโ„๏ธ ASS PUSSY ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆfucking, COCK GOBBLING๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ“, mashed ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป potato HOE ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ’ฆsucking, BLOW-autumn jobbing๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ต, CUM PIE ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆshotz giving dayโค๏ธ

Why are you still here? Stop being the loser who reads the guy whoโ€™s a loser for being the guy who writes for the guy whoโ€™s a loserโ€ฆ but on SPANKSGIVING ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

Todayโ€™s NEW Article:

Kotaku Sucks my Fat Froge Nuts โ€•

They actually have cloacas โ€” oh, never mind. Watch me fuck this low-hanging fruit. โ˜ž

Monthly Hangovers:

October Hangovers โ€•

Ignore the previous comment. Iโ€™m not done, after all. Not yet! โ˜ž

September Hangovers โ€•

I am back, I am SO back, and I already feel done with it. โ˜ž

July Hangovers โ€•

Itโ€™s the seventh lucky month, and itโ€™s hot, hot, hot! Just like yours truly, of course. โ˜ž

May Hangovers โ€•

Feeling a little too alive? Let the tide of Spring whisk you away into your grave. โ˜ž

All my other crap:

Pixar Censors Boobies and thatโ€™s Terrible โ€•

Once upon a time, there was a plastic doll with large breastsโ€ฆ โ˜ž

Putting to Rest an Uneasy Season โ€•

I donโ€™t know what Iโ€™m doing here, but I might as well keep on doing it. โ˜ž

And Here I Am Again โ€•

It turns out I didnโ€™t write that novel after all. โ˜ž

And Off I Go Again โ€•

Iโ€™m writing another novel. This means Iโ€™m not writing here. Oh, the tragedy! โ˜ž

Short Talks on Bad Fandoms โ€•

Extensive analysis has determined that, yep, this is cringe, bro. โ˜ž

Shaming the HTTP Zealots โ€•

You would think people who publish on the Internet would know how the Internet works. โ˜ž

Defending Kiwi Farms and Christchurch โ€•

Thatโ€™s it! Iโ€™m done with the faรงade! Iโ€™m joining the alt-right, RIGHT NOW! โ˜ž

How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World Review: Two Stars โ€•

Thatโ€™s a rather long title for a rather short and unremarkable kidโ€™s movie. Which I watched. Somehow. โ˜ž

I Have Come Back to Beg โ€•

I didnโ€™t end up writing that novel. Iโ€™m now writing another one. Yes, Iโ€™m serious. โ˜ž

See You Later, Idiots โ€•

Iโ€™m leaving for June. See you in a month! โ˜ž

Froge Finds the Jay Z Song โ€•

Jay Z makes music. He no longer has to as I found his one and only song. โ˜ž

Fantastic Planet Review: Three Stars โ€•

The only cartoon to feature dozens of naked ladies while still staying classy. โ˜ž

Alien Review: Four Stars โ€•

Time to review one of the most beloved science fiction films ever made. โ˜ž

Reddit is a Scourge and must be Purged โ€•

Froge goes onto the Reddit front page and gets angry at things! He then throws up and cries. โ˜ž

What Does Froge Say? โ€•

My half-assed โ€œaboutโ€ page where I explain what has already been explained about my cult. โ˜ž